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Smash the House is a record label founded in 2010 by Belgian electronic music DJ and record producer duo Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike. It is the home to many artists such as Bassjackers, Wolfpack and Ummet Ozcan.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
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