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Spinning Silver is a 2018 fantasy novel written by Naomi Novik. Novik originally published a short story called \"Spinning Silver\" in The Starlit Wood anthology in 2016 and later expanded it into a novel. Spinning Silver won the American Library Association's Alex Award in 2019, the 2019 Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel, and the 2019 Audie Award for Fantasy. Spinning Silver was a 2019 Hugo Award for Best Novel Nominee, a 2018 finalist for the Nebula Award for Best Novel, and a 2018 Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Fantasy. The novel is loosely based on the tale of Rumpelstiltskin.
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The Catahoula Parish Courthouse, located at 301 Bushley Street in Harrisonburg, Louisiana, was built in 1930. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1988.
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}